Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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