In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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