wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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