Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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