Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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