We named our party play list daddy issues
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Boobs are out for the taking
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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