Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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