I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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