I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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