No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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