hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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