i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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