I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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