Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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