So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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