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why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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