Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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