Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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