Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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