I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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