I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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