so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
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