I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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