is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Randomize
