i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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