Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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