May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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