garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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