Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Randomize
