I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Randomize
