I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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