Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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