Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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