no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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