Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I believe in your delicious
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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