i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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