I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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