what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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