Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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