used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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