your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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