the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Green mimosas i think yes
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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