Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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