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all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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