How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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