Have you finally orgasmed yet?
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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