do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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