are you still at the devil's house?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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