Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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