Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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